I found this story on the Narnia Sues community a while back and kept it in my bookmarks for a while before I decided I would keep it for the future. Well, I have my Narnian sword (Thank you, Bo'sun.) and Hohenheim hasn't been drawn for ages, so I get the opportunity to take a bite out of this very boring little number. RAWR ( Read more... )

Alright... First, I must explain something. This story is shit. However, it's the sort of shit that is hilarious to read with someone who can do a decent pirate accent as well as a passable French accent. This really should simply be read between me and the Bo'sun, but I have no way of recording us when we actually read this story out loud to one ( Read more... )

So still reading Breaking Fail and hoping at some point Bella will finally die and this will all be a bad dream. Of course, no such fucking luck because we have to stretch this bullshit out until it's unbearable. I've gone through several chapters and had more than a few fake-outs for actual action to take place or something Interesting to happen. ( Read more... )

Okay... I've started trying to get through Breaking Fail again. It's been a year since I looked at this thing, but it's not hard to go diving back into it, honestly. The whole thing treats you like you're a fucking moron.
( click to read the degradation of my sanity )

You know, I had something written up before about the history of the H/Hr insanity that swept the internet back before Book 5 ever made a presence, but I'm going to start anew. See, this man is Pstibbons, known, apparently, as Ponderous Stibbons on FictionAlley. I went looking for others who have seen this batshit fanatic and have a collection of ( Read more... )

This is some very versitile batshit, I'll say that. I mean, lookit. I ended up just scratching out the actual prose and substituted my own and it took a life of its own.

Now, what's in this? Hermione is an Unspeakable. She works for the Department of Dimensions. There she goes to different Dimensions and investigates them. There, she learns of our ( Read more... )

What do I say about this....

Honestly, this is tame in comparison to anything else the asshole does and ever since the Yule Ball thing I've pretty much become almost unsuprised by anything else he does. He's over the top whacko in everything he does, mind you. There's nothing he does that makes any sense and quite honestly I barely care. I'm just ( Read more... )

...No, I'm not going to joke around. I'm not going to put in silly little comics and pictures to illustrate my point. I'm not going to futz around with little depictions of the crazy. This story is absolute pain. I warn you this story will make you rage for canon to come back. It will make you search out pstibbons and kill him in slow and very ( Read more... )

How do I explain this.... Okay, so when I was poking through old links and crap for making documents to keep in case the story went offline I came across My Immortal again. I thought "Why not?" so I made a document of the whole story with page breaks and printed out some chapters. Let me tell you that while My Immortal is terrible, it isn't the ( Read more... )

What can I say about this....

It's a fucking mess and incredibly stupid. It also mentions the Winx Club which is something that Satan himself dropped into his toilet. It also apparently involves something I've never heard of called Teen Witches, which I don't have a doubt is just as dumb as Winx Club. Either way, the suethor seems to think that we' ( Read more... )